Turd Towel - Medium
Item # tt-1210

This 100% cotton, light weight bath towel has been modified to lay over your shoulders. The neck hole is one size fits most and is secured by a large snap. The towel is long enough to protect your clothes all the way down past your rump. Now your friend won’t get any more turds on you.

Color Availability Not Guaranteed.

Approximate Length (laying flat): 43”
Approximate Width: 24”                          

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Turd Towel - Large
Item # tt-1220

This cotton/polyester blend, medium weight bath towel has been modified to lay over your shoulders. The neck hole is one size fits most and is secured by a large snap. The towel is long enough to protect your clothes all the way down past your rump. Now your friend won’t get any more turds on you.

Available in Blue or White only.

Approximate Length (laying flat): 49”
Approximate Width: 25”                            

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Turd Towel - Deluxe
Item # tt-1230

This 100% cotton, heavy weight bath towel has been modified to lay over your shoulders. The neck hole is one size fits most and is secured by a large snap. The towel is long enough to protect your clothes all the way down past your rump. Now your friend won’t get any more turds on you.

Color Availability Not Guaranteed.

Approximate Length (laying flat): 50”
Approximate Width: 26”                    

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